Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Randomize
