Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The power of my boobs compel you
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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