Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Randomize
