ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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