Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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