i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
