I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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