I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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