Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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