And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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