she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
