I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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