why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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