it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
