We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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