is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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