Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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