just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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