went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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