Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he shaved USA in his pubs
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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