You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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