At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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