So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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