I want to walk on stilts...naked
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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