If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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