I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
