I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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