if i can run in heels then i can drive
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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