Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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