I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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