You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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