yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I think weed is turning my hair brown
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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