But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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