i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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