$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize