Tell her she can't have a vagina
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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