in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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