i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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