Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
we should paint friendship bongs
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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