'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I currently don't understand fingers.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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