community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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