windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
