Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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