even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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