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(314): View more from Missouri

i wish starbucks made bloody marys

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(206): View more from Washington

She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there

(905): View more from Ontario

Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties

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(406): View more from Montana

I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm

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(289): View more from Ontario

I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem

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