Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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