drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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