Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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