I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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