OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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