what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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