Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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