Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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