who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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